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Appliantology 3000 Microchip Implant Now Available

microchip, appliantology, implant

As many of my long-time grasshoppers know, the CIA occasionally calls upon the Samurai for special assignments which are particularly dangerous.




I have recently completed yet another covert assignment for The Company; this one involved testing a prototype of an implantable microchip. My assignment was to be the human test subject and to have this protoype implanted into my spine.




The Agency has declassified portions of this project and I am now free to tell you about this brilliant technological breakthough. The microchip is called the Appliantology 3000® Total Appliance Awareness Microchip Implant (TAAMI). Its purpose is to provide appliance repair technicians with instant and total access to information on every appliance ever made or that will be made. TAAMI meets or exceeds all of its design objectives. Below is a photograph of the Appliantology 3000® Total Appliance Awareness Microchip Implant:




Appliantology 3000 Microchip-- click for larger view
Appliantology 3000® Microchip




I cannot emphasize strongly enough how much of a windfall TAAMI is for our national security. The successful implantation of TAAMI into every appliance repair technician in America will make our nation invulnerable to all threats, foreign and domestic.



I know many appliance technicians reading this have serious concerns about receiving such an implant. Some of you are concerned about civil liberties issues such as privacy; others may be apprehensive about having a device surgically implanted into your spine. Let me assure you that you have nothing to fear on both counts. Privacy in this electronic age is an illusion--Big Brother already knows everything about you.




As for the surgery, ain't nothing to it. A skilled surgeon implants the chip into the lumbar region of your spine, as shown below:




Location of TAAMI Implant-- click for larger view
Location of TAAMI Implant




The procedure only takes about an hour and half and you're out of the hospital that same day. You're left with a tiny, permanent lump at the base of your spine which is completely unnoticeable. You can barely see it in the picture below:




Side View of TAAMI Implant Site-- click for larger view
Side View of TAAMI Implant Site




But wait, there's more! The Appliantology 3000® Total Appliance Awareness Microchip Implant is also an integrated communications device. Throw away your cell phone, voice recorder, and all those other gadgets. Since the Appliantology 3000® microchip is uplinked to the global satellite phone system, you can make phone calls to anyone in the world from whereever you are by simply talking! Here's an example of a voice recording I made today on the implant by simply speaking normally:



The sound quality is a little muffled because the sound has to travel down my spinal canal to reach the microchip at the base of my spine. But still, you can hear the words clearly. Sound quality enhancement is one of the design goals slated for the second generation of TAAMIs.




If you are a currently practicing appliance repair technician, the Department of Homeland Security will be contacting you soon to schedule your implant surgery. In the meantime, I am available to answer any questions or discuss any concerns you may have regarding the Appliantology 3000® Total Appliance Awareness Microchip Implant. Feel free to post your questions or comments here. Remember: we appliance repair technicians are the vanguard defending Truth, Justice, and the Ameedikan Way!




Strange atmospheric disturbance over Lake Sunapee caught on camera

Posted by Samurai Appliance Repair Man, in Samurai Incarnate 18 February 2012 · 1,041 views
Sunapee, Solar flare
So I'm out doing walkies to the Lake Sunapee Lookout with the Oz Man when we caught this weird sky right when we arrived. What are THEY doing to us now? HAARP? Chemtrails? EMP? Camera+ for iPhone? You decide!

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Atmospheric disturbance over Lake Sunapee by Zenzoidman, on Flickr

For larger view, click here.


Weird hike up Mt. Cardigan with the Oz Man today...

Posted by Samurai Appliance Repair Man, in Hillstomping Update, Samurai Incarnate 16 February 2012 · 562 views

Thunderstorms, seagulls, sheep... something's gone wacky with this planet!




Valentine's Day and 21st Wedding Anniversary Dinner with Mrs. Samurai

Posted by Samurai Appliance Repair Man, in Samurai Incarnate 15 February 2012 · 832 views
valentines day, restaurants
I took Mrs. Samurai to the Inn at Pleasant Lake last night to celebrate both Valentine's Day and the 21st anniversary of our Greek Orthodox wedding (we had our pagan wedding two years prior-- we've been married for almost 23 years of pure bliss). :kiss:

The meal was a gourmet six-course affair at a flat rate of $72/seating. I have never had a meal like that! It began with a cocktail hour during which the chef and owner of the Inn came out and introduced the guests to the coming meal with mouth-watering detail. His funny and light-hearted description of the food got our stomachs grumbling in high gear. When we were seated and they brought out the first course, roasted duck breast, he right away exceeded all the expectations he just set up! And so the rest of the evening went. We were there for over three hours dining in a cozy and intimate atmosphere at a leisurely pace.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/zenzoidman/sets/72157629329251841/show/

If you're ever near the New London, NH, area, you need to experience dinner at the Inn at Pleasant Lake with someone special. :wub:


Lake Solitude with the Oz Man

Posted by Samurai Appliance Repair Man, in Hillstomping Update, Samurai Incarnate 11 February 2012 · 501 views

The ice looks sturdy, but looks can be deceiving...








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