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Ode de la starting a topic in the repair forums without including your model number

Posted by Samurai Appliance Repair Man, in Appliance Poetry 06 March 2011 · 412 views

Poster bought a washer, he had it for a time
Now when he tries to use it, it left a lot of grime
Get some lime and some coconut and mix them both up
Get some lime and some coconut and mix them both up
Get some lime and some coconut.
Asked the Samurai, left no model number but said
“Samurai, aint there nothing I can make”
I say Samurai, to relieve this moldy cake
I say samurai, ain’t there nothin’ I can make,
I say, Samurai, to relieve this moldy cake?

“Now let me tell you straight
You get some lime and some coconut, you mix them both up
You get some lime and some coconut, you mix them both up
You mix the lime and the coconut put on top, around and under
But for advice that really works, please leave your model number.”

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Ode de la Toolé

Posted by Samurai Appliance Repair Man, in Appliance Poetry 03 March 2011 · 434 views

Sublime Master appl.tech.29501 graces our eyeballs with this poetic confession of his toolified obsession... :rolleyes:

Dryers, pliers....I do declare !
Tool hooks dangle from my underware.

Wrenches, hex keys, deep wells, stubbies
Don't forget SPF 40 when its sunny.

Hole saw, hee haw, hack saw " Jim Duncan"
Always @ Sears lookin for sumfin.

Torpedo, bullseye all kinds of levels
Cheap azz tools will " give ya the devil"

I carry tools in the truck and in my pack,
Not sure how Moostafa does it on his Yak.

Torches, solder, duct tapes good
9MM when I go to the hood

Vise Grips, voltage sticks, sockets galore
Just can't help it, gotta have 1 more!


Source: US Pro Tools


Musical Tools

Posted by Samurai Appliance Repair Man, in Appliance Poetry 03 March 2011 · 388 views

We appliance techs love tools. For some of us, this love is so deep and so profound that it moves them to song. DurhamAppliance is one such tech. Let's listen to the music of tools gushing from his heart... :rolleyes:

I must buy more tools but i also need to buy and engagement ring....tools...ring hmmmm what a quandry. Wrote a song about it....want to hear it?

(channeling Tom T Hall)

I love
Washers on the blink
Disposals in the sink
Fridges with all the frills
And drills

I love
Meters made by Fluke
Small flashlights , oh how cute!
Wrenches made by Sears
And gears
And I love you toooooooo.

(still working on the dryers-pliers stanza)


Source: US Pro Tools





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