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Ode de la Toolé

Posted by Samurai Appliance Repair Man , in Appliance Poetry 03 March 2011 · 597 views

Sublime Master appl.tech.29501 graces our eyeballs with this poetic confession of his toolified obsession... :rolleyes:

Dryers, pliers....I do declare !
Tool hooks dangle from my underware.

Wrenches, hex keys, deep wells, stubbies
Don't forget SPF 40 when its sunny.

Hole saw, hee haw, hack saw " Jim Duncan"
Always @ Sears lookin for sumfin.

Torpedo, bullseye all kinds of levels
Cheap azz tools will " give ya the devil"

I carry tools in the truck and in my pack,
Not sure how Moostafa does it on his Yak.

Torches, solder, duct tapes good
9MM when I go to the hood

Vise Grips, voltage sticks, sockets galore
Just can't help it, gotta have 1 more!

Source: US Pro Tools

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