Are you a professional Appliantologist (do you fix appliances for a living)? Well, we have a special deal for you! You can don the shiny, sequined robes of a Master Appliantologist without coughing up any of your precious beer money! As an enlightened Master in The Craft, you get all the apprenticeship benefits described on the Apprenticeship page PLUS you can download sacred service manuals. All you have to do is share your pearls of appliantological wisdom with those who are not fortunate enough to be you.
"Huzzah!" you exclaim, for all those once forbidden files are yours and they didn't cost a dime! Now you can spend that money on brewskies and corn dogs: the nectar and ambrosia of enlightened Master Appliantologists. And where better to enjoy that twelve-pack of beers than at the Appliantology Dojo? Yes, now as a Master Appliantologist, you and the other superlunary masters may enjoy each other's company in this techs-only, candle-lit, hookah-filled forum!
Here's how it works:
- Contact the Samurai and tell him of your vast and awesome experience in the venerable Craft of Appliantology, getting paid to wage war against rebellious appliances.
- If your combat experience is found to be meritorious, you will be elevated to Master Appliantologist and then be empowered to post replies, start new topics, and download service manuals in the Downloads section.
Special for attendees of the 21st Annual Appliance Service Training Institute (ASTI) in Orlando: when you contact the Samurai, just let him know that you were at the recent ASTI with him and 'nuff said. You shall be granted enhanced access to all the goodies taco-pronto!