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    • 30 March 2024 02:00 PM Until 03:00 PM
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      All Appliantology tech members are invited to join in this workshop on all things Appliantological: bidness, customers, tools, troubleshooting, flavorite brewski, whatever. Webcams and microphones are open and live!
      This workshop is also a great time for any students at Master Samurai Tech to bring any and all questions about the coursework. We're happy to walk through any concepts you're having trouble with. Think of it like office hours with your teachers. 
      If you have a specific appliance problem you'd like us to talk about, post it here! We need a problem statement and a PDF of the tech sheet or schematic so we can all see it on screen share. If you have a PDF that isn't already in the File library here at Appliantology, send it to us by attaching it to the contact form. 
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      Who: This workshop is only available to tech members at Appliantology.
      When: Saturday, March 30 @10:00 AM Eastern Time.
      Where: Online via Zoom
      How:
      Click here to go to the forum topic with the registration link. If you're interested, register now. Arrive a couple minutes early to make sure your connection is working. Set a reminder for yourself for this workshop so you don’t miss it.  And check out past workshops here: https://appliantology.org/announcement/33-webinar-recordings-index-page/

About the Appliance Haiku Forum


Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Haikus are an ancient Japanese form of poetry consisting of three short lines. Rather than trying to rhyme, the lines are constructed to a prescribed meter (number of syllables). In the traditional form, the meter is five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five on the third. The last line contains the solution to the problem posed by the first two lines or somehow leads the reader to a

satori moment of enlightenment.

This forum is for haikus, and only haikus-- this present introductory text excepted. Preferably, these would be haikus related to appliance repair. For lots of examples of this, see my appliance repair haikus archives. For a more full haiku experience accompanied by koto music, light up a spliff and savor these Haikus for Appliance Repair.

And now, this introduction reduced to haiku form:

Appliance haikus

Three short lines: 5-7-5.

Last line: Satori.

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EDIT: Okay, starting to get doofusses posting appliance problems in the haiku forum. Non-haiku posts in this forum will be deleted.

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Samurai journeys

to a poppy field afar;

A desert cloud blooms.

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Afghan poppy fields,

camels and yaks and harems!

Now stuck in rehab.

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Chasing the Dragon,

Wings aflame with so much Pain!

Best to stick with Beer...

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Washer not draining

shot tub with my gun 5 times

now it is draining

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Haikus are easy,

Bit sometimes they don’t make sense. 

Refrigerator. 

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Ball slices right, deadly right

bounds beyond OB stakes near pine tree  

dashed hopes of making par  

 

konniciwai 

Hope to learn & share as read at this site.

Logan Evans 69 yo - semi-retired indie

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Capacitor blew,

While testing washer motor,

Has it happened to you?

 

wait this is a poem not haiku..?

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