Team Samurai Samurai Appliance Repair Man Posted December 28, 2009 Team Samurai Share Posted December 28, 2009 Haikus are an ancient Japanese form of poetry consisting of three short lines. Rather than trying to rhyme, the lines are constructed to a prescribed meter (number of syllables). In the traditional form, the meter is five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five on the third. The last line contains the solution to the problem posed by the first two lines or somehow leads the reader to a satori moment of enlightenment. This forum is for haikus, and only haikus-- this present introductory text excepted. Preferably, these would be haikus related to appliance repair. For lots of examples of this, see my appliance repair haikus archives. For a more full haiku experience accompanied by koto music, light up a spliff and savor these Haikus for Appliance Repair.And now, this introduction reduced to haiku form:Appliance haikusThree short lines: 5-7-5.Last line: Satori.EDIT: Okay, starting to get doofusses posting appliance problems in the haiku forum. Non-haiku posts in this forum will be deleted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintdigit Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 He who started this,Strays far, lost in schematics.Right brain forsaken. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appl.tech.29501 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 lost in space he is,yak juice and hairy womenHarem of Scare-em 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moostafa Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Samurai journeysto a poppy field afar;A desert cloud blooms. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Samurai Samurai Appliance Repair Man Posted February 4, 2012 Author Team Samurai Share Posted February 4, 2012 Afghan poppy fields,camels and yaks and harems!Now stuck in rehab. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintdigit Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Abate, cruel shadow!Dim no more the master's wit.With Kirin, he shines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshi Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Chasing the Dragon, Wings aflame with so much Pain! Best to stick with Beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johntech Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Washer not draining shot tub with my gun 5 times now it is draining 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lagruaja Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Haikus are easy, Bit sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evans Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 (edited) Ball slices right, deadly right bounds beyond OB stakes near pine tree dashed hopes of making par konniciwai Hope to learn & share as read at this site. Logan Evans 69 yo - semi-retired indie Edited August 19, 2021 by Evans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igloo Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Capacitor blew, While testing washer motor, Has it happened to you? wait this is a poem not haiku..? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THRAMICH Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 As microwave starts, Potent toxic smell appears. I may have farted. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koi Guy Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Lake, big lake. big crash. No more yanky my wanky, The donger need food! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Aucoin Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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