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#1 DigiPlumr

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 02:47 AM

[Yes, not the usual appliance ones--most of my business is phones and network hardware.]

"Cannot provision."
Customer will scream at cost
Of more licenses.

Flashing phone, no glow
Did the stupid installer
Forget aux power?

Outgoing calls drop
T1 card looking "blue"
Timed out, plum blossom

Don't ask for a line
Then dial internal number
9-1-1 hates that.

"The system is full."
Huh? No messages on it...
Look deep: dead hard disk.

Customer: "Phones dead."
"Who made your phones?" "E-S-I."
Toy phones strike again!

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