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Requiem for Phosphates


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#1 Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Posted 22 August 2010 - 02:36 PM

Phosphates go bye-bye;
No more dolphin in tuna.
The world's gone to Hell.

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#2 Robin the Hood

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Posted 28 August 2010 - 11:25 AM

Enzymes beat phosphates -
Consumer Reports says so!
Cascade makes the best?
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#3 Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Posted 28 August 2010 - 01:23 PM

Consumer Reports:
pack o' ho's slurpin' the trough.
But this stuff works good.

#4 Robin the Hood

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Posted 30 August 2010 - 01:17 PM

Cleans 48 loads!

"Deep, enzyme-activated"!

See? I told you so! 
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#5 Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Posted 30 August 2010 - 04:35 PM

But... but, the tuna:
it still doesn't taste as good
as it used to. Damn!

#6 KurtiusInterupptus

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Posted 30 August 2010 - 05:41 PM

doesn't taste as good

probably because it went

through the dishwasher

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#7 Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Posted 30 August 2010 - 06:56 PM

Caught me a tuna,

don't wanna clean it by hand.
Dishwasher tuna! :idea:

#8 Scottthewolf

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Posted 31 August 2010 - 06:14 PM

Tuna, marinated in Jet Dry, my favorite.  It has to be lemon flavored, though!
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 06:20 PM

Tuna and Jet Dry:
a Gulf of Mexico fave.
Best with Corexit®.

#10 Robin the Hood

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 03:23 PM

Corexit? Oh, no!

No "flavors" available.

"Human hazard: Low."
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#11 Scottthewolf

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 03:26 PM

But, in order to get rid of the side effects of Corexit, you need Washatol, Geritol, Midol,  etc etc

 
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Posted 10 September 2010 - 04:10 PM

Geritol won't help
Louisiana shrimpers
They're shit outta luck!
"If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'".

#13 Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Posted 10 September 2010 - 08:18 PM

The Gulf's been smacked down.
Make lemonade from lemons:
Geritol tuna!

#14 Robin the Hood

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Posted 17 September 2010 - 07:37 PM

"Geritol tuna"?
Makes my innards churn to think...
Pepto for dessert?
"If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'".

#15 appl.tech.29501

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Posted 29 September 2010 - 06:38 PM

sweet tuna ice cream
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#16 Scottthewolf

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 06:14 PM

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
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Posted 01 October 2010 - 07:23 PM

"Sublime Master" Scott;
Has no clue as to "haiku"...
Comments? Passing strange!

:touched:
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#18 Scottthewolf

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Posted 01 October 2010 - 07:32 PM

Whatever, Between you and Madbrad I feel like I'm in the 3rd grade and I'm being graded on this stuff, GEESH!
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Posted 02 October 2010 - 07:40 AM

All is forgiven!
As a "Sublime Master", Scott
Chime in anytime!

:buddha:

(And as you're a former ABS Tech, Scott...nothin' but respect, mah man!)
"If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing with your neural cells. Some people might call it brain damage. I call it prunin'".




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