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The DIYer haiku


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#1 MikeStan

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Posted 10 October 2011 - 07:49 PM

My washer is broke
Damn the rising waters!
Call pro I will

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#2 skintdigit

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 11:40 AM

What, did the congressional super-committee axe haiku before they failed to accomplish anything constructive? Here's one to get the ball rolling.


Do-it-yourself'ers:
Learning curve can be shallow,
How much is time worth?


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#3 skintdigit

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 07:43 PM

No bites? OK, here's another:


Oven lies heat-less,
Parts strewn about the kitchen.
Hero makes it work.



A chef with no stove,
Fast food and cold-cuts, he eats.
Then fix-it-now helps.


Cold Shiner Kosmos
Sweats calmly on the coaster.
A day's work is done.

(Shiner Brewery is in Shiner, Texas)


Good day to all,

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#4 kdog

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:11 PM

No bites?


Hahahahaha - I don't get it

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#5 appl.tech.29501

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 11:40 AM

oven spews its parts
chef rejected like wife scorned
DIY hand romance

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#6 DurhamAppliance

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 03:07 PM

These are really good. I'm too wordy to be good at haiku....it's actually a higher form of art than a standard free verse poem (Robert Frost says "writing free verse is like playing tennis without a net") not only do haiku's have a rigid structure but you have fewer words to convey your meaning. Much like a short story is a higher form of art than a novel. You see, I use too many words to say even the most simplest of things and i go on and on just to say the same thing over and over again as I am too wordy to say it in just a few words what you guys can say in a simple haiku although it is really a complex thing even though it is using just a few words which I am not really good at doing since I say the simplest things over and over again , you understand what i mean? :yes: :dontknowaboutyou:



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#7 skintdigit

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 10:08 PM

Verbal founts spring forth,
Inundate the intellect.
Concise is sublime.




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