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The DIYer haiku
Started by MikeStan, Oct 10 2011 07:49 PM
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#1
MikeStan
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Posted 10 October 2011 - 07:49 PM
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Posted 07 December 2011 - 11:40 AM
What, did the congressional super-committee axe haiku before they failed to accomplish anything constructive? Here's one to get the ball rolling.
Do-it-yourself'ers:
Learning curve can be shallow,
How much is time worth?
SD
Do-it-yourself'ers:
Learning curve can be shallow,
How much is time worth?
SD
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 07:43 PM
No bites? OK, here's another:
Oven lies heat-less,
Parts strewn about the kitchen.
Hero makes it work.
A chef with no stove,
Fast food and cold-cuts, he eats.
Then fix-it-now helps.
Cold Shiner Kosmos
Sweats calmly on the coaster.
A day's work is done.
(Shiner Brewery is in Shiner, Texas)
Good day to all,
SD
Oven lies heat-less,
Parts strewn about the kitchen.
Hero makes it work.
A chef with no stove,
Fast food and cold-cuts, he eats.
Then fix-it-now helps.
Cold Shiner Kosmos
Sweats calmly on the coaster.
A day's work is done.
(Shiner Brewery is in Shiner, Texas)
Good day to all,
SD
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:11 PM
No bites?
Hahahahaha - I don't get it
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Posted 11 December 2011 - 11:40 AM
oven spews its parts
chef rejected like wife scorned
DIY hand romance
chef rejected like wife scorned
DIY hand romance
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Posted 11 December 2011 - 03:07 PM
These are really good. I'm too wordy to be good at haiku....it's actually a higher form of art than a standard free verse poem (Robert Frost says "writing free verse is like playing tennis without a net") not only do haiku's have a rigid structure but you have fewer words to convey your meaning. Much like a short story is a higher form of art than a novel. You see, I use too many words to say even the most simplest of things and i go on and on just to say the same thing over and over again as I am too wordy to say it in just a few words what you guys can say in a simple haiku although it is really a complex thing even though it is using just a few words which I am not really good at doing since I say the simplest things over and over again , you understand what i mean? 
Edited by DurhamAppliance, 11 December 2011 - 09:08 PM.
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Appliantology is, however appliances are not, an exact science for I know there are a few refrigerators that actually hate me.
The simplest explanation is most likely the correct and least expensive one, unless it's your compressor or motherboard" Occam as an appliantologist
"When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however implausible, must be the logic truth; unless it's your compressor or motherboard." Mr. Spock as an appliantologist
"I think, therefore I have no earthly idea why this thing is not working...I got nothin'...". Rumored to have been uttered by a frustrated Descartes while diagnosing his GE Profile.
The simplest explanation is most likely the correct and least expensive one, unless it's your compressor or motherboard" Occam as an appliantologist
"When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however implausible, must be the logic truth; unless it's your compressor or motherboard." Mr. Spock as an appliantologist
"I think, therefore I have no earthly idea why this thing is not working...I got nothin'...". Rumored to have been uttered by a frustrated Descartes while diagnosing his GE Profile.
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Posted 12 December 2011 - 10:08 PM
Verbal founts spring forth,
Inundate the intellect.
Concise is sublime.
Inundate the intellect.
Concise is sublime.
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