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There and Back Again, a Thanksgiving ode


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#1 DurhamAppliance

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Posted 14 November 2011 - 02:11 PM

In my best Lawerence Welk voice (young uns, look him up on youtube)...., "This time, a short Thanksgiving tribute to those of us who sacrifice family holiday time to help beleaguered customers "

There and Back Again,
The Travels Triumphs and Tributes of an Appliance Repairman

(travel)
Over the river and through the woods
To customer's house you go
You know the way
'Cause GPS say
"Turn right, keep straight, go slow...ohhh! (everybody join in and hold the note to signify passage of time and for dramatic effect).....ooohhhh!"

(triumph)
Over more rivers and through more woods
Then rightly herald as "king!"
As customer bakes
A turkey, a cake
In an oven once stuck in Self-Clean.

(tribute)
Over the rivers and through the woods
Back to your house you go
To give thanks and pray
This Thanksgiving day,
For being blessed with a job you love so.

Edited by DurhamAppliance, 02 December 2011 - 08:23 AM.

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 06:45 AM

All that time alone in the truck takes its toll...

Edited by nickfixit, 02 December 2011 - 10:28 PM.

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