Posted 03 October 2013 - 05:37 PM
Why go through all that trouble? just get a few dryer sheets and duct tape them to the freezer walls. I think it's the duct tape step that the customer missed. Who wouldn't want their milk to taste like lavender or a spring meadow? And don't forget, dryer sheets will do something those freezer products can't do. You thought it was ice that caused things to freeze together in the fridge? ... it's really static clinging. A few sheets of snuggle will eliminate it, no problem.
Btw, you called the customer's action crazy, when in fact it was stupid. The difference? If she put a dog in the fridge, well that's crazy. There would have been no attempt at rational thinking. Maybe a few internal voices here and there giving instructions. However, if she used a thought process and came up with reasonings similar to my preceeding paragraph, well that's stupid because we all know duct tape aint gonna stick to freezer walls.
Appliantology is, however appliances are not, an exact science for I know there are a few refrigerators that actually hate me.
The simplest explanation is most likely the correct and least expensive one, unless it's your compressor or motherboard" Occam as an appliantologist
"When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however implausible, must be the logic truth; unless it's your compressor or motherboard." Mr. Spock as an appliantologist
"I think, therefore I have no earthly idea why this thing is not working...I got nothin'...". Rumored to have been uttered by a frustrated Descartes while diagnosing his GE Profile.