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Frigidaire Tonight (ie Phil Collins as an Appliantologist)


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#1 DurhamAppliance

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:07 PM

Well Ive spared you guys from one of my songs long enough... It's been too quiet here lately so I figured I might as well bring out the ol' drum set...



FRIGIDAIRE TONIGHT (ie Phil Collins as an appliantologist singing a cautionary tale about an unprepared tech)

(click video then scroll down to the lyrics)





Got a call to fix a Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord
Should have prepared for this moment at Samurai's site, oh Lord
Here I come to fix your Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord , oh Lord


Well you told me your fresh food was freezing, asked if I would lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am
So when I get there and I saw what it did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you better wipe off that grin 'cause I don't think I'll win
For this manual is a pack of lies.

Got a call to fix a Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord
Should've prepared for this moment at Samurai's site, oh Lord
But I come to fix your Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord
Well I've been dreading of this moment with all my might, oh Lord, oh Lord

I must remember, I must remember to test lest I will forget
Check first the damper, the ADC, the fridge thermostat
Still don't know the reason why the fan won't silence up,
it's trying to fool me
Well the answer won't show, and the frost still grows
It's the strangest damn thing to me

Got a call to fix a Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord
Should've prepared for this moment at Samurai's site, oh Lord
Here I come to fix your Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord
I've been dreading of this moment with all my might, oh Lord, oh Lord

Still I come to fix Your Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord
Should have prepared for this moment at Samurai's site, oh Lord, oh Lord

Got a call to fix a Frigidaaiirree! Got a call to fix a Frigidaaiiiirrre!
Well I've been dreading of this moment with all my might ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight iiiiiiight!

Should have prepared for this moment at Samurai's site.... at his siiiiiiiiiite...

Edited by DurhamAppliance, 25 May 2014 - 07:42 AM.

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#2 Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:15 PM

OMG, Durham, that is too funny!  Gotta be one of your best yet!  



#3 MA tech.

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 10:27 PM

Durham, I don't know if you know who I am, but I saw it with my own two eyes, Hold on, that was funny as sh*t.
I'll remember, I'll never forget, the first time and the last time I saw this post and I'LL remember.


Great Job!

#4 PDuff

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 08:42 AM

Once again, Brother Durham, you have the crowd on it's feet! I don't have any panties to throw on the stage so I hope boxers will do.

I can't wait for your rockumentary about Genesis (The Frigidaire Control Board Blues). Rock On! :rocker:

Edited by DurhamAppliance, 11 March 2014 - 06:10 PM.


#5 RegUS_PatOff

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 08:52 AM

.. I don't have any panties to throw on the stage, either

commando !


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#6 DurhamAppliance

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 08:53 AM

PDuff! ..Phil..Genesis... Frigidaire... Frigidaire Genesis Control board! Dude, that's so good it's scary!

Edited by DurhamAppliance, 11 March 2014 - 08:55 AM.

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#7 DurhamAppliance

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 09:07 AM

Guys....uh... keep your panties on, please. It aint a love song, ya know. lol

Edited by DurhamAppliance, 11 March 2014 - 09:09 AM.

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#8 applianceman97

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 10:27 AM

Hahahahaha. That's awesome!

Kicks major Samsung booty first, asks diagnostic questions later.

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#9 Patricio

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 11:09 AM

 

.. I don't have any panties to throw on the stage, either

commando !

 

All I can toss is my jeans but then I would be naked, nothing underneath.   Yea they get the whole crack & nothing but the crack.


I see says the blind man, leading a lame dog, while talking to a deaf person. In other words, Not liable if you choose to follow my opinion.
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#10 RegUS_PatOff

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 12:24 PM

All I can toss is my jeans but then I would be naked, nothing underneath.  

Yea they get the whole crack & nothing but the crack.

aahh . . .  'Frigerator Repairman

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Edited by RegUS_PatOff, 11 March 2014 - 12:32 PM.

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one of my video productions: “Easter Seals: Walk With Me”

every day is Down Syndrome Awareness Day
"A Child Is Waiting" . Burt Lancaster . Judy Garland . 1962

RegUS_PatOff > www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPAY2LsKVEw

#11 PDuff

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 02:06 PM

Whoops!  I mixed up Genesis with Gemini.  Please edit failed joke accordingly.

 

By the way, I charge extra for exposing butt cleavage.  I don't know what the Blue Book quotes, but you have to pay the price for something this nice.   :moondance:  



#12 DurhamAppliance

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 06:11 PM

I knew what you meant.... changed it for ya though lol

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#13 DurhamAppliance

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 06:09 PM

Well it seems our unprepared tech found the answer....


FRIGIDAIRE TONIGHT, the Parts Changing Monkey version

click on video and scroll down for lyrics



I know how to fix that Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord
Change every part be they good bad wrong or right, oh Lord
That's my only way to fix that Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord
You can call me Parts Changing Ape if you like, oh Lord, oh Lord

But I will fix that damn Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord
'though this large bill will make customer cuss and fight, oh Lord
'Cause I'll be, parts changing his Frigidaiiiire tonight, oh Lord

Edited by DurhamAppliance, 12 March 2014 - 10:54 PM.

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