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#1 BryanS

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 05:44 PM

Am I the only one who gets people that have their voicemail recording with the customer reciting bible verses? They always sound creepy because I have no clue what they are even saying lol. It throws me for a loop.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:25 PM

The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

 

 

For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel.

 

 

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#3 BryanS

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:34 PM

Haha. I'm telling you these messages make me fear for my life after I hear their voicemails. They sound like something out of a horror movie. Then I get there and it's some nice old lady.

#4 DurhamAppliance

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:14 PM

If the messages are too long and there is no way to bypass them... I have been known to simply hang up. I dont want to hear 10 minutes of  rap nor rapture.


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#5 john63

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:20 PM

Some are loving...

"God Loves You"
"Jesus Died For You"
"Love Your Neighbor"

Others are fire & brimstone...

"You'll BURN IN HELL,DAMNATION!"
"If you do not follows God's words---to the very letter!!!"
"Now donate as much as you can to our temple---so that we may ALL be saved!"

I'll take the first one:)
To eliminate:

Musty odor

L-O-N-G cycle times

Dingy/yellowing whites

Suds error message

Slow spin speeds

Intermittent water leaks (from rear of washer)

And other annoying symptoms which vary brand-to brand.

Read below:

The *correct* amount of HE (High Efficiency) detergent that should be used in any front load or agitatorless top load washer with tub sizes 3.0 cu ft and larger is as follows:

HE: (2) Tablespoons Per Wash Load

HE 2X: (1) Tablespoon

HE 3X: (1) Teaspoon

Perform a TUB CLEAN CYCLE every (4) months.

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#6 Scottthewolf

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 10:45 PM

I hate it when they say call ahead to meet them  and I get their voicemail or the voicemail is full.  I have been burned so many times by that, I go and do another call. If they don't call back, it's their problem, not mine.


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Posted 23 July 2014 - 05:32 AM

I hate it when they say call ahead to meet them  and I get their voicemail or the voicemail is full.  I have been burned so many times by that, I go and do another call. If they don't call back, it's their problem, not mine.

 

or the person was too lazy to even set up their mailbox, or they gave you a wrong number, or someone picks up and has no idea what is supposed to be repaired or why...


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