Hello, my unsuspecting friend. I would only offer that there is nothing funny about the opium trade. It is the very life blood of my godforsaken rock of a country that uses little boys like women and who's national drink is cheap vodka and semen of yak.
With such large amounts of money and international banking and drug cartels involved, many of my fellow Afghanis have lost their lives in this trade. This is how I acquired three of my four wives, two of whom are young enough to be my granddaughters-- their husbands were killed in the opium trade. For this, I am grateful to Allah, the compassionate and merciful.