Floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee, it's another killa issue of Appliantology.
I look out on the web and what do I see? Another frikka-frakka scammer got his eye on me.
How'm I 'posed to git the appliance parts I need wif all these little punks tryin' to make me bleed?
Ain't but one person got the truth, I know: SamuraiRepairman, here I go…