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Share the Gospel of Appliantology, change the world, and retire early!

Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Everyone with an IQ above room temperature knows that Social Security is bankrupt (think Detroit on steroids)-- if you're under 50 years old, you're gonna get stiffed and it ain't gonna be there for you. The Samurai, who is omnipresent everywhere, who is omniscient and he knows it, who is ever on the look out for his fellow carbon units and cold beer, didst beat his breast and rend his garments and gnash his teeth until he came up with the perfect FREE solution to secure domestic tranquility and whirled peas: The Master Samurai Tech Affiliate Program.

Yes, my friend, as a Master Samurai Tech Affiliate, you needn't worry your pretty little head over things like Socialist Insecurity, nuclear annihilation, or wasting away your last days on a city sidewalk, alone, destitute, and smelling really bad. For the Samurai has peered into the very eye of this great evil and has unclogged his nostrils into it for your sake. Together, spreading the gospel of Appliantology through the teachings of the Samurai Tech Academy, we will fly off into the sunset on magical flying toilets while having our back hair braided by cherubs.

Retire early! Buy that ocean front mansion in Antarctica that you've been yearning for! Evangelize the Samurai Tech Academy and together, we can change the world! It's free to sign up and you can earn money while you're sipping mai tais and mending socks. Click here to sign up now!

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Smashycomman

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Does this apply if someone signs up to be a Professional Appliantologist here on the forum? Or is it only for the Tech Academy?

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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It's just for the tech academy. BUT you could put your affiliate link in your Appliantology signature along with a call to action statement. ;)

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Honestly, I'm shocked that every tech here at Appliantology hasn't stampeded our affiliate site to get their affiliate link to put in their signature here at Appliantology. Talk about money for nothing, this is it! All they gotta do is put an affiliate link in their signature with some compelling call to action verbiage and they could generate some serious passive income without doing anything else.

Kudos to you, Brother Smashy, for having the awareness to even think about connecting your activities here at Appliantology with earning money promoting the STA. How many people have read this post now and you're the only one to sign up... Incredible.

You know times must be good when you can't even give money away!

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Smashycomman

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Ha well hopefully I can get people to enroll. I already can't speak highly enough about it. I had already been telling other techs about the academy without knowing about the affiliate program... hopefully I can make some extra cash!

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