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Requiem for Phosphates

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man   
Samurai Appliance Repair Man

Phosphates go bye-bye;

No more dolphin in tuna.

The world's gone to Hell.

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Robin the Hood   
Robin the Hood

Enzymes beat phosphates -

Consumer Reports says so!

Cascade makes the best?

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man   
Samurai Appliance Repair Man

Consumer Reports:

pack o' ho's slurpin' the trough.

But this stuff works good.

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Robin the Hood   
Robin the Hood

Cleans 48 loads!

"Deep, enzyme-activated"!

See? I told you so! 

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man   
Samurai Appliance Repair Man

But... but, the tuna:

it still doesn't taste as good

as it used to. Damn!

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KurtiusInterupptus   
KurtiusInterupptus

doesn't taste as good

probably because it went

through the dishwasher

:puke:

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man   
Samurai Appliance Repair Man

Caught me a tuna,

don't wanna clean it by hand.

Dishwasher tuna! :idea:

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Scottthewolf   
Scottthewolf

Tuna, marinated in Jet Dry, my favorite.  It has to be lemon flavored, though!

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man   
Samurai Appliance Repair Man

Tuna and Jet Dry:

a Gulf of Mexico fave.

Best with Corexit®.

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Robin the Hood   
Robin the Hood

Corexit? Oh, no!

No "flavors" available.

"Human hazard: Low."

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Scottthewolf   
Scottthewolf

But, in order to get rid of the side effects of Corexit, you need Washatol, Geritol, Midol,  etc etc

 

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Robin the Hood   
Robin the Hood

Geritol won't help

Louisiana shrimpers

They're shit outta luck!

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man   
Samurai Appliance Repair Man

The Gulf's been smacked down.

Make lemonade from lemons:

Geritol tuna!

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Robin the Hood   
Robin the Hood

"Geritol tuna"?

Makes my innards churn to think...

Pepto for dessert?

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appl.tech.29501   
appl.tech.29501

sweet tuna ice cream

a delectable dessert

hand churned, innards burn

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Scottthewolf   
Scottthewolf

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

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Robin the Hood   
Robin the Hood

"Sublime Master" Scott;

Has no clue as to "haiku"...

Comments? Passing strange!

:touched:

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Scottthewolf   
Scottthewolf

Whatever, Between you and Madbrad I feel like I'm in the 3rd grade and I'm being graded on this stuff, GEESH!

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Robin the Hood   
Robin the Hood

All is forgiven!

As a "Sublime Master", Scott

Chime in anytime!

:buddha:

(And as you're a former ABS Tech, Scott...nothin' but respect, mah man!)

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