Mondo Domo/First Haikus

[PDuff]

This premiere website

Helps all in appliance fight

Deserves gratitude

 

What does PDuff do?

With gift of gab and forked tongue....

Appliance Haikus!

 

So now I begin

Hoping not to plagarize

My first offerings

 

 

Meter shows open

Trust the meter not do I

Shock says circuit closed

 

Viking range angry

Customers eyebrows are singed

Adjust ignitor

 

Frigidaire washer

Rear panel I must remove

Bleeding profusely

 

GE fridge frosted

Engineer made his bonus

Installed new heater

 

 

 

 

 

[Thirstytech]

Sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong!  Well done Bruther Duff 

[Patricio]

Great Job PDuff

Baske in applaude

You did yourself well.

 

       

 

 

Not a poet

nor do I read poetry,

I do post in Haikus wrongly

 

thus invoking the wrath

of the supreme 

of appliance Gods

 

     

 

This is the best 

I can compose

to reply appropiately

 

But give me a broke Unit

& the folks of Appliantology

Watch me fix & collect revenue.

 

      

 

Great job PDuff both 

on advice for service

and truth in Appliance Haikus

 

Don't even come close

to others in prose

But give me a tool...