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Frigidaire Tonight (ie Phil Collins as an Appliantologist)


DurhamAppliance

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Well Ive spared you guys from one of my songs long enough... It's been too quiet here lately so I figured I might as well bring out the ol' drum set...

FRIGIDAIRE TONIGHT (ie Phil Collins as an appliantologist singing a cautionary tale about an unprepared tech)

(click video then scroll down to the lyrics)

 

Got a call to fix a Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord

Should have prepared for this moment at Samurai's site, oh Lord

Here I come to fix your Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord , oh Lord

 

Well you told me your fresh food was freezing, asked if I would lend a hand

I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am

So when I get there and I saw what it did, I saw it with my own two eyes

So you better wipe off that grin 'cause I don't think I'll win

For this manual is a pack of lies.

 

Got a call to fix a Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord

Should've prepared for this moment at Samurai's site, oh Lord

But I come to fix your Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord

Well I've been dreading of this moment with all my might, oh Lord, oh Lord

 

I must remember, I must remember to test lest I will forget

Check first the damper, the ADC, the fridge thermostat

Still don't know the reason why the fan won't silence up,

it's trying to fool me

Well the answer won't show, and the frost still grows

It's the strangest damn thing to me

 

Got a call to fix a Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord

Should've prepared for this moment at Samurai's site, oh Lord

Here I come to fix your Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord

I've been dreading of this moment with all my might, oh Lord, oh Lord

Still I come to fix Your Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord

Should have prepared for this moment at Samurai's site, oh Lord, oh Lord

Got a call to fix a Frigidaaiirree! Got a call to fix a Frigidaaiiiirrre!

Well I've been dreading of this moment with all my might ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight ight iiiiiiight!

Should have prepared for this moment at Samurai's site.... at his siiiiiiiiiite...

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OMG, Durham, that is too funny!  Gotta be one of your best yet!  

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Durham, I don't know if you know who I am, but I saw it with my own two eyes, Hold on, that was funny as sh*t.

I'll remember, I'll never forget, the first time and the last time I saw this post and I'LL remember.

Great Job!

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Once again, Brother Durham, you have the crowd on it's feet! I don't have any panties to throw on the stage so I hope boxers will do.

I can't wait for your rockumentary about Genesis (The Frigidaire Control Board Blues). Rock On! :rocker:

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.. I don't have any panties to throw on the stage, either

commando !

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PDuff! ..Phil..Genesis... Frigidaire... Frigidaire Genesis Control board! Dude, that's so good it's scary!

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Guys....uh... keep your panties on, please. It aint a love song, ya know. lol

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.. I don't have any panties to throw on the stage, either

commando !

 

All I can toss is my jeans but then I would be naked, nothing underneath.   Yea they get the whole crack & nothing but the crack.

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All I can toss is my jeans but then I would be naked, nothing underneath.  

Yea they get the whole crack & nothing but the crack.

aahh . . .  'Frigerator Repairman

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Whoops!  I mixed up Genesis with Gemini.  Please edit failed joke accordingly.

 

By the way, I charge extra for exposing butt cleavage.  I don't know what the Blue Book quotes, but you have to pay the price for something this nice.   :moondance:  

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I knew what you meant.... changed it for ya though lol

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Well it seems our unprepared tech found the answer....

FRIGIDAIRE TONIGHT, the Parts Changing Monkey version

click on video and scroll down for lyrics

I know how to fix that Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord

Change every part be they good bad wrong or right, oh Lord

That's my only way to fix that Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord

You can call me Parts Changing Ape if you like, oh Lord, oh Lord

But I will fix that damn Frigidaire tonight, oh Lord

'though this large bill will make customer cuss and fight, oh Lord

'Cause I'll be, parts changing his Frigidaiiiire tonight, oh Lord

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