Wow, it's been a while since I re-wrote a song... this time inspired by those who rail against  new appliances and refuse to understand the need to learn diagnostics and diagrams..This song is written from the point of view of a parts changing monkey who works harder,  not smarter.  (click on video below.. then scroll back to the lyrics and sing along!)  Money for Nothing or what if Dire Straights were appliantogists.    (I want my old Geee Eeee)  Now look at them yo-y