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Phone system haiku

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[Yes, not the usual appliance ones--most of my business is phones and network hardware.]

"Cannot provision."

Customer will scream at cost

Of more licenses.

Flashing phone, no glow

Did the stupid installer

Forget aux power?

Outgoing calls drop

T1 card looking "blue"

Timed out, plum blossom

Don't ask for a line

Then dial internal number

9-1-1 hates that.

"The system is full."

Huh? No messages on it...

Look deep: dead hard disk.

Customer: "Phones dead."

"Who made your phones?" "E-S-I."

Toy phones strike again!

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