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Appliance Haikus

Unleash your inner Basho and share your appliance haikus with the world. Open to all, including Grasshoppers and Lurkers. Haikus only, not a help forum!

Heed Ye Well...

This forum is for

haiku. Anything else will

go *poof* in the night.

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- August 7
My fridge

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- August 7
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- 1 reply
- 2.8k views
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- August 7
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- 1 reply
- 2.4k views
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- 3 replies
- 2.6k views
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Leaks

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- 1 reply
- 883 views
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- glorious battle
- this time for sure
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- 1.8k views
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- November 12, 2025
Fridge

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- 0 replies
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- .israel.
- September 22, 2025
Victory Haiku

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- 0 replies
- 2.1k views
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- July 31, 2025
waste

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- 1 reply
- 4.4k views
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- July 11, 2025
Ice

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- 0 replies
- 2.5k views
- FloridaBill
- September 11, 2024
Not Home

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- 3 replies
- 3.4k views
- J5*
- June 22, 2024
Procrastination = emergency!

By citizenX, June 21, 2024
- 0 replies
- 2.3k views
- citizenX
- June 21, 2024
Great Guys

By vee8power, May 23, 2024
- 0 replies
- 2.7k views
- vee8power
- May 23, 2024
Need Help

By Koi Guy, May 21, 2024
- 0 replies
- 2.4k views
- Koi Guy
- May 21, 2024
Delight

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- 0 replies
- 12.6k views
- FishDontKno
- April 18, 2024
Guessing

By Koi Guy, January 20, 2024
- 0 replies
- 10.5k views
- Koi Guy
- January 20, 2024
PCM thinking

By goldnkoi, February 25, 2021
- 4 replies
- 5.6k views
- dave316
- December 28, 2023
Halloween 🎃

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- 2 replies
- 3.7k views
- appl.tech.29501
- November 1, 2023
GE stack ..a Vietnam tale

By appl.tech.29501, October 30, 2023
- 0 replies
- 2.6k views
- appl.tech.29501
- October 30, 2023
Troubleshoot

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- 0 replies
- 2.7k views
- ApplianceBushido
- October 25, 2023
My Dad the tech

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- 0 replies
- 2.8k views
- murdrod
- July 6, 2023
CSM: A Haiku

By kjolorenzen, February 21, 2023
- 0 replies
- 3k views
- kjolorenzen
- February 21, 2023
Hear Hear

By royk, November 24, 2022
- 2 replies
- 4.2k views
- Nicholsseand
- February 2, 2023