Neptune

[madbrad]

Neptune washer fine

benefit from class action

new parts anyway

[appl.tech.29501]

Neptunes will vanish

The root of many hemroids

Rectums will rejoice

[madbrad]

one day mine will die

but for now it works just fine

got my money's worth

[appl.tech.29501]

Lucky you are very

To have swayed from malfunction

The Gods favor you

[Scottthewolf]

What's really sad, is I met one of the engineers of the Neptune front load washer before it even went into production.  He took us to dinner and showed us a prototype of the MAH3000AWW  and showed us how servicer friendly it was.

I pointed out the door boot will collect water and be a source of mold and mildew growth and he reported that to the sales dept. The CEO of Maytag at the time told him not to worry about that and told him it's a customer education problem.

I also stated that the wax motor in the door lock should be a solenoid, not a wax motor.  Wax motors have a tendency to overheat and draw too many amps, causing a control board problem, again, the CEO told him not to worry about that, cause a wax motor is cheaper than a solenoid.

At least Whirlpool did the right thing when they designed the direct drive top loader washer. They actually asked technicians what they wanted to see from a service standpoint, and they designed the washer with technicians in mind. What a concept!

 

[Samurai Appliance Repair Man]

Gushing and stinking:

two things with this in common?

Neptunes and rectums.

[appl.tech.29501]

Ha ha, yes indeed

Striking similarities

A true "reflection"

[madbrad]

head lice found on kids

machines running overtime

hold out much longer?

[Scottthewolf]

The Neptune MAH4000AWWs make a great aquarium.

These have a recirculation pump that works great so your fish can breathe.

Just change the solid door to a glass door, use the detergent dispenser to put fish food in.

Your fish will love it!

[ROBBYRIG]

The Neptune MAH4000AWWs make a great aquarium.

These have a recirculation pump that works great so your fish can breathe.

Just change the solid door to a glass door, use the detergent dispenser to put fish food in.

Your fish will love it!

Plus there's the added benefit of watching the fish in the spin mode............

[Scottthewolf]

Nah, I disabled the spin and tumble cycles. It's not fun seeing your fish get dizzy. Have to do the humane thing here. I rigged it so the door stays locked permanently, the recirculation pump runs 24/7 and the detergent dispenser will run with the flip of a toggle switch when the fish need food. LOL

[SANTA]

Add some spices to the dispensor and a hot water cycle. I'm getting hungry. Maybe you could rig the drain pump to mix up some tarter sauce

[RegUS_PatOff]

ahh.. the Steam Cycle ...

[Robin the Hood]

Shake, Rattle & Roll...

Conversion and/or boot kit.

Neptune Top Load instead?