mmmmmm baby, u stank!

[appl.tech.29501]

The smell, oh the stench !

Billowing from the bellows

Clothes have no complaint

[madbrad]

Two Nine Five Oh One

Meets a nasty front loader

Makes hasty retreat

[Samurai Appliance Repair Man]

Eau de mildew wafts

to my quivering nostrils.

I retch in my mouth.

[appl.tech.29501]

Chunky vomit taints

The tastebuds upon my tongue

Real men re~swallow

[madbrad]

Revered Asian art

That picture not warranted

Mold notwithstanding

[Scottthewolf]

Why is the cat's litter box always placed near the washer?

It must be to keep the mice away from the washer and dryer....

[appl.tech.29501]

Kitty terds A'mound

that aroma wakes me up

breath deep, Git er done

[madbrad]

all non Haiku posts

are erased as per the rules

Some techs don't get it

[Samurai Appliance Repair Man]

Kitty tootsie-rolls

next to the washing machine.

No mouse pellets found.

[Robin the Hood]

My kitties leave "gifts";

Thought I might be hungry, so

Left mouse by toaster.

[appl.tech.29501]

toasted mouse I ponder

smothered with grits on my plate

might have something there

[Scottthewolf]

How do you like your mice done?  I like mine well done on white bread with American cheese and butter.

[Robin the Hood]

Next day, kitten plays

With what I THINK is a toy

Morning? Dead rodent.