Electricity Haikus

[beyonddoubt]

Arm laid across motor

Reaching back with the meter

Should've unplugged it

 

Even the master

In his infinite wisdom

Must do dumb shit too

 

Mind overflowing

With theoretical terms

But volts hertz, dammit

[Mrs. Samurai]

While tending his wounds

He thinks: Next time, I promise-

Brains on, power off

[Mrs. Samurai]

Mrs. Samurai

Witness of Samurai’s wounds

Keeper of secrets

[Samurai Appliance Repair Man]

Shock with the price of repair

Not with electricity.

The Samurai Way!