A Distributor's Perspective

[Keenan.L]

I work as a parts distributor and I really appreciate the community here at Appliantology. It's great to see service techs that take the trade seriously.  I thought It would be fun to chip in with a few Haiku's I've written from the other side. I hope I'm not overstepping.

 

Microfiche

“Beloved Oven

Family Heirloom, can’t replace!

Sadly, N. L. A.”

Truck stock

“Empty trucks and vans

Twice daily will-call coffee

Never one call close”

Repair Hotline

“Shakes, leaks codes and squeaks

Who am I to diagnose?

‘Service pro’ indeed”

Moth to the Flame

“Free service training!

Learn a new skill! Cutting Edge!

‘Is lunch provided?’”

Part Swappers

“Do You Diagnose?

Order seven, return six

Replace ‘till it spins”