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The REAL New World Order is here!

Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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Christ is risen from death and the rebellious sons of god (fallen angels) from Genesis 6:1-4 are judged and condemned (Psalm 82). The disinheritance from the Tower of Babel (Genesis 11 and Deuteronomy 32:8-9) is ended. The long exile of the 12 tribes is over. ALL people are freed from bondage, liberated from death and the power of demons, and all are called back into communion with the Most High God in the Messiah to be a new creation: the New Israel, a global Eden! 

 

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Hiroshi

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Global Eden? Can I find that on my G.P.S.?

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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14 minutes ago, Hiroshi said:

Global Eden? Can I find that on my G.P.S.?

Yes! But you'll need the Pentecost upgrade. 

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evaappliance

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20 hours ago, Samurai Appliance Repair Man said:

Yes! But you'll need the Pentecost upgrade. 

Lol !!!!!!

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Hiroshi

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I found the Christian Science Linux Kernel patch and it led me to a pay toilet in Brooklyn!

Gonna have to get me some of that Hellfire Southern Pentecostal software like you suggested- my fault for trying to go cheap...

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Mrs. Samurai

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Sounds like you're confusing the fire of the Holy Spirit with hellfire, and the event of Pentecost (described in Acts chapter 2) with the name of a particular type of protestantism. Common mistake, unfortunately.

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Samurai Appliance Repair Man

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20 minutes ago, Hiroshi said:

I found the Christian Science Linux Kernel patch and it led me to a pay toilet in Brooklyn!

You obviously got a malware patch. The genuine Christian Science patch would have led you to a mental toilet in Boston called the Boston Globe. 

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Hiroshi

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My use of the term "hellfire" was meant as descriptive attempt in reference to the intensity displayed by those southern contituents, my apologies for any confusion...

Ok, I will run my Fires of Orc Anti-virus immediately!!

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2nd Peter 3:10

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat: both the earth and the works that are in it will be burned up...

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