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Appliance Haikus

Unleash your inner Basho and share your appliance haikus with the world. Open to all, including Grasshoppers and Lurkers. Haikus only, not a help forum!

Heed Ye Well...

This forum is for

haiku. Anything else will

go *poof* in the night.

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About the Appliance Haiku Forum

By Samurai Appliance Repair Man, December 28, 2009
- 13 replies
- 17.4k views
- Jody Aucoin
- November 3, 2022
Diagnostic Haiku for Maytag Washer MAH2400AWW
By Tim M, February 2, 2013
- ccw counterclockwise
- 1 reply
- 84.3k views
- DurhamAppliance
- February 2, 2013
Delight

By FishDontKno, April 18, 2024
- 0 replies
- 11.2k views
- FishDontKno
- April 18, 2024
Guessing

By Koi Guy, January 20, 2024
- 0 replies
- 9k views
- Koi Guy
- January 20, 2024
Requiem for Phosphates

By Samurai Appliance Repair Man, August 22, 2010
- 18 replies
- 7.9k views
- Robin the Hood
- October 2, 2010
Ouch!

By Red Spinner, July 18, 2010
- 3 replies
- 7k views
- appl.tech.29501
- July 19, 2010
Used Appliances

By Red Spinner, July 5, 2010
- 14 replies
- 6.8k views
- Robin the Hood
- September 13, 2010
Neptune

By madbrad, July 2, 2010
- 13 replies
- 6.5k views
- Robin the Hood
- January 3, 2011
Dishwasher haiku

By RDG467, February 23, 2010
- 7 replies
- 6.2k views
- Samurai Appliance Repair Man
- August 1, 2010
mmmmmm baby, u stank!

By appl.tech.29501, August 1, 2010
- 12 replies
- 5.8k views
- Robin the Hood
- September 10, 2010
It's toast

By Jedi Appliance Guy, April 6, 2018
- 0 replies
- 5.6k views
- Jedi Appliance Guy
- April 6, 2018
The DIYer haiku

By MikeStan, October 11, 2011
- 6 replies
- 5.4k views
- skintdigit
- December 13, 2011
wont see me do it often but I gotta salute the General

By appl.tech.29501, February 11, 2010
- 5 replies
- 5k views
- madbrad
- July 2, 2010
GE fridge

By otterboy, September 20, 2010
- 6 replies
- 4.8k views
- Robin the Hood
- September 22, 2010
What a sheeet head!

By appl.tech.29501, August 6, 2011
- 3 replies
- 4.7k views
- SANTA
- August 9, 2011
HE Soap

By Tronicsmasta, October 10, 2010
- 5 replies
- 4.7k views
- Scottthewolf
- October 21, 2010
moneyback thoughts...

By madbrad, July 2, 2010
- 4 replies
- 4.6k views
- Robin the Hood
- September 10, 2010
grasshoppers

By RegUS_PatOff, February 19, 2010
- 3 replies
- 4.6k views
- RDG467
- February 23, 2010
Broken Appliance? Samurai Appliance Repair Man Makes Service Calls!

By Samurai Appliance Repair Man, January 3, 2010
- 10 replies
- 4.6k views
- phlattus
- January 28, 2010
Fedders...why do you keep trying?

By appl.tech.29501, January 24, 2010
- 2 replies
- 4.5k views
- Robin the Hood
- April 15, 2010
how many part revisions does it take to design a functional one?

By KurtiusInterupptus, December 31, 2009
- 7 replies
- 4.5k views
- RegUS_PatOff
- January 4, 2010
Sands of time

By appl.tech.29501, March 12, 2018
- 4 replies
- 4.5k views
- Jedi Appliance Guy
- March 22, 2018
Ode to helpful Samurai

By Guest Cathy W, June 10, 2010
- 2 replies
- 4.5k views
- bfrederi
- July 31, 2010
Office Appliance Haiku

By skintdigit, January 8, 2010
- 8 replies
- 4.5k views
- skintdigit
- January 11, 2010
it's c..c..c..cold

By RegUS_PatOff, January 12, 2010
- 5 replies
- 4.5k views
- Samurai Appliance Repair Man
- February 11, 2010