So a client sends me this: Washing machine not workingVery puzzling Water on floor Water still in machine Don't think it's spinning Please call Jen Sent from my iPhone Seems like it is just a haiku that needs tweaking. So I do, and a few seconds later send her this: Rearranged your haikus to fit. Added a syallable or two. Took a liberty with the rules and counted "puzzling" as 3 sylables, since it is often pronounced as "puzzle-ing", especially in older movies maybe with Charlie Chan. Very puzzlingWashing machine not workingWater on the floor Water in machineDo not think it is spinningJen says please call me