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Requiem for Phosphates


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  • Team Samurai
Posted

Phosphates go bye-bye;

No more dolphin in tuna.

The world's gone to Hell.

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Posted

Enzymes beat phosphates -

Consumer Reports says so!

Cascade makes the best?

  • Team Samurai
Posted

Consumer Reports:

pack o' ho's slurpin' the trough.

But this stuff works good.

Posted

Cleans 48 loads!

"Deep, enzyme-activated"!

See? I told you so! 

  • Team Samurai
Posted

But... but, the tuna:

it still doesn't taste as good

as it used to. Damn!

Posted

doesn't taste as good

probably because it went

through the dishwasher

:puke:

  • Team Samurai
Posted

Caught me a tuna,

don't wanna clean it by hand.

Dishwasher tuna! :idea:

Posted

Tuna, marinated in Jet Dry, my favorite.  It has to be lemon flavored, though!

  • Team Samurai
Posted

Tuna and Jet Dry:

a Gulf of Mexico fave.

Best with Corexit®.

Posted

Corexit? Oh, no!

No "flavors" available.

"Human hazard: Low."

Posted

But, in order to get rid of the side effects of Corexit, you need Washatol, Geritol, Midol,  etc etc

 

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Geritol won't help

Louisiana shrimpers

They're shit outta luck!

  • Team Samurai
Posted

The Gulf's been smacked down.

Make lemonade from lemons:

Geritol tuna!

Posted

"Geritol tuna"?

Makes my innards churn to think...

Pepto for dessert?

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

sweet tuna ice cream

a delectable dessert

hand churned, innards burn

Posted

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

Posted

"Sublime Master" Scott;

Has no clue as to "haiku"...

Comments? Passing strange!

:touched:

Posted

Whatever, Between you and Madbrad I feel like I'm in the 3rd grade and I'm being graded on this stuff, GEESH!

Posted

All is forgiven!

As a "Sublime Master", Scott

Chime in anytime!

:buddha:

(And as you're a former ABS Tech, Scott...nothin' but respect, mah man!)

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