Client accidentally writes haiku in service request

[Tim M]

So a client sends me this:

 

 

Washing machine not working

Very puzzling 
Water on floor 
Water still in machine 
Don't think it's spinning 
Please call
Jen
Sent from my iPhone

 

Seems like it is just a haiku that needs tweaking.  So I do, and a few seconds later send her this:

 

Rearranged your haikus to fit.  Added a syallable or two.  Took a liberty with the rules and counted "puzzling" as 3 sylables, since it is often pronounced as "puzzle-ing", especially in older movies maybe with Charlie Chan.

 

 

Very puzzling

Washing machine not working

Water on the floor

 

 

Water in machine

Do not think it is spinning

Jen says please call me

 

[Tim M]

Seems like things sent from phones make great material for haikus.

Got this today from the same client as my previous post:

My dishwasher is broke.
Can you help!
Please call.
Jen

Sent from my iPhone

Add an "n" to "broke", combine two lines into one, and it turns into a haiku:

Can you help!  Please call.

My dishwasher is broken.

Sent from my iPhone

 

Edited March 8, 2016 by Tim M