so the nuke alert system from mild to extreme should be....

Fart

poo

diareah

In response to their first contact with and to show the potential destructiveness of nuclear power, the Japanese created Godzilla

As they moved away from the antinuclear themes (coinciding with their realization they needed nuclear power?), the Japanese began portraying Godzilla as a weapon of last resort to combat some evil or problem (like smog)

So.........

In one corner we have the winner of countless battles, defeating the likes of Hedorah the smog monster, Mechagodzilla, King Ghidorah and Mothra, although Mothra kicked his butt while Mothra was in larva form yet Godzilla prevailed when Mothra turned into a cute butterfly..but then they later became bff's.....weighing in at.....well....uh....the big as hell, massive and extremely powerful fire breathing monster... Godzzzzzzziiiiiiiillllllaaaaaaaaaa!

In the other corner we have the challenger, a young boy who really doesn't want to fight but strikes fear in the hearts and minds of everyone except the creators of this cartoon, weighing in at uh.......nuclear plant weight.....the sickly but radioactive poo shooting, potentially city destroying ..... Nuuuuuuuuuuuucleeeaaaarrrr Booooyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee! oh ....for those from Red States.....radioactive poo shooting etc etc NuuuuuuKuuuuularrrrrrr Boooyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee!

So, without further ado....... Let's get ready to Rummmmmmmmmbllllllllllle!