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Lords of Dung

By appl.tech.29501, March 7, 2018
- 0 replies
- 3.4k views
- appl.tech.29501
- March 7, 2018
Broke It and Fixed It

By howdryiam, February 26, 2018
- 0 replies
- 2.8k views
- howdryiam
- February 26, 2018
Italian Frigidaire Dishwasher

By AccApp, December 30, 2017
- 1 reply
- 2.6k views
- Mr. Mezey
- February 20, 2018
Planet of the Apes

By Samurai Appliance Repair Man, February 17, 2018
- 0 replies
- 1.7k views
- Samurai Appliance Repair Man
- February 17, 2018
Top Loader Headache
By nickcanfixit, February 3, 2018
- safety
- careless
- (and 3 more)
  Tagged with:
  
  safety
  
  careless
  
  slam
  
  lid
  
  top loader
- 1 reply
- 2.4k views
- Rhubarb Tau
- February 3, 2018
New Haiku
By Tim M, February 2, 2018
- applianceparts prose
- 2 replies
- 1.8k views
- Tim M
- February 2, 2018
Dead Short

By Evolve Custom, January 25, 2018
- 0 replies
- 1.4k views
- Evolve Custom
- January 25, 2018
Blackout

By Moostafa, January 16, 2018
- 0 replies
- 1.5k views
- Moostafa
- January 16, 2018
Dryer No Heat

By DylanConner, January 16, 2018
- 0 replies
- 1.5k views
- DylanConner
- January 16, 2018
Unreliable customers

By AccApp, December 30, 2017
- 1 reply
- 1.6k views
- J5*
- December 31, 2017
Siphoning Speed Queen Washer

By AccApp, December 30, 2017
- 7 replies
- 2.8k views
- AccApp
- December 30, 2017
The toolbag

By AccApp, December 30, 2017
- 0 replies
- 1.4k views
- AccApp
- December 30, 2017
"Pulsing DC Signal. May Not be Read with All Meters"
By Rhubarb Tau, November 8, 2017
- ice door stepper
- switching valve
- (and 1 more)
  Tagged with:
  
  ice door stepper
  
  switching valve
  
  ff damper
- 0 replies
- 1.7k views
- Rhubarb Tau
- November 8, 2017
Only in the Movies

By Dr. Phil, October 13, 2017
- 1 reply
- 2.3k views
- skintdigit
- October 22, 2017
Mental Conversation with Customer

By Dr. Phil, October 13, 2017
- 0 replies
- 1.4k views
- Dr. Phil
- October 13, 2017
Washer Woes

By FRS56, September 18, 2017
- 0 replies
- 1.6k views
- FRS56
- September 18, 2017
EMA PCB Blues
By Rhubarb Tau, August 1, 2017
- electrolux
- control boards
- (and 2 more)
  Tagged with:
  
  electrolux
  
  control boards
  
  woe
  
  strife
- 0 replies
- 2.3k views
- Rhubarb Tau
- August 1, 2017
CSR to Tech

By Appliance Guys, February 6, 2017
- 1 reply
- 2.2k views
- EvaWurm
- May 5, 2017
Beer is good

By prairiestr, July 26, 2011
- 1 reply
- 4.3k views
- Hiroshi
- December 7, 2016
Aint over until...

By skintdigit, December 3, 2016
- 0 replies
- 1.5k views
- skintdigit
- December 3, 2016
Cleaning Dragon
By Hiroshi, October 13, 2016
- cleans
- like
- (and 1 more)
  Tagged with:
  
  cleans
  
  like
  
  a dream
- 0 replies
- 1.6k views
- Hiroshi
- October 13, 2016
Cabrio Misdirection
By Hiroshi, September 13, 2016
- f51
- shaft and bearing
- 0 replies
- 2.2k views
- Hiroshi
- September 13, 2016
Keytail Not Connected
By Hiroshi, July 19, 2016
- whirlpool
- kitchen aid
- (and 2 more)
  Tagged with:
  
  whirlpool
  
  kitchen aid
  
  touchpad
  
  e1f2
- 2 replies
- 3.4k views
- johntech
- July 22, 2016
Hateful Metal Flower
By Hiroshi, June 7, 2016
- bosch
- error 13
- (and 2 more)
  Tagged with:
  
  bosch
  
  error 13
  
  no spin
  
  kaput
- 1 reply
- 2.5k views
- Samurai Appliance Repair Man
- June 9, 2016
Virtual Memory

By Hiroshi, May 25, 2016
- 0 replies
- 2.4k views
- Hiroshi
- May 25, 2016