Appliance Haikus

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Hateful Metal Flower
By Hiroshi, June 7, 2016
- bosch
- error 13
- (and 2 more)
  Tagged with:
  
  bosch
  
  error 13
  
  no spin
  
  kaput
- 1 reply
- 2.6k views
- Samurai Appliance Repair Man
- June 9, 2016
Virtual Memory

By Hiroshi, May 25, 2016
- 0 replies
- 2.4k views
- Hiroshi
- May 25, 2016
Posting a service manual request using an invalid model number

By Samurai Appliance Repair Man, March 14, 2016
- 0 replies
- 1.6k views
- Samurai Appliance Repair Man
- March 14, 2016
A haiku for techs who learn best by experience

By Samurai Appliance Repair Man, March 12, 2016
- 2 replies
- 2.4k views
- Samurai Appliance Repair Man
- March 14, 2016
Client accidentally writes haiku in service request
By Tim M, August 20, 2015
- haiku
- client
- (and 1 more)
  Tagged with:
  
  haiku
  
  client
  
  washer
- 1 reply
- 2.6k views
- Tim M
- March 8, 2016
Electricity Haikus

By beyonddoubt, November 9, 2015
- 3 replies
- 3.3k views
- Samurai Appliance Repair Man
- November 9, 2015
I've got this

By cindge, August 8, 2014
- 0 replies
- 2.7k views
- cindge
- August 8, 2014
Mondo Domo/First Haikus

By PDuff, December 17, 2013
- 2 replies
- 3k views
- Patricio
- December 17, 2013
confused at first, then enlightment comes

By curjones, September 9, 2013
- 1 reply
- 3.2k views
- skintdigit
- October 23, 2013
GE washer timer

By curjones, September 13, 2013
- 0 replies
- 3.3k views
- curjones
- September 13, 2013
Diagnostic Haiku for Maytag Washer MAH2400AWW
By Tim M, February 2, 2013
- ccw counterclockwise
- 1 reply
- 84.4k views
- DurhamAppliance
- February 2, 2013
Wolf gas range parts

By appliancecare, December 30, 2012
- 0 replies
- 3k views
- appliancecare
- December 30, 2012
Appliance Repair Blues

By skintdigit, August 4, 2012
- 0 replies
- 4.1k views
- skintdigit
- August 4, 2012
The DIYer haiku

By MikeStan, October 11, 2011
- 6 replies
- 5.5k views
- skintdigit
- December 13, 2011
What a sheeet head!

By appl.tech.29501, August 6, 2011
- 3 replies
- 4.8k views
- SANTA
- August 9, 2011
Follow the yellow brick road

By appl.tech.29501, May 28, 2011
- 0 replies
- 4k views
- appl.tech.29501
- May 28, 2011
Haiku for Savage Maytag MDG5500AWW

By AncientPadawan, June 21, 2010
- 1 reply
- 4.6k views
- appl.tech.29501
- January 16, 2011
Oh Dyson

By thosejacksons, January 1, 2011
- 1 reply
- 4.4k views
- appl.tech.29501
- January 15, 2011
Neptune

By madbrad, July 2, 2010
- 13 replies
- 6.5k views
- Robin the Hood
- January 3, 2011
HE Soap

By Tronicsmasta, October 10, 2010
- 5 replies
- 4.7k views
- Scottthewolf
- October 21, 2010
Requiem for Phosphates

By Samurai Appliance Repair Man, August 22, 2010
- 18 replies
- 7.9k views
- Robin the Hood
- October 2, 2010
Trail Break

By Samurai Appliance Repair Man, January 19, 2010
- 1 reply
- 4.6k views
- appl.tech.29501
- September 29, 2010
GE fridge

By otterboy, September 20, 2010
- 6 replies
- 4.8k views
- Robin the Hood
- September 22, 2010
Firework In Washing Machine

By dje123, September 19, 2010
- 1 reply
- 4.4k views
- Robin the Hood
- September 20, 2010
Maddam I need to increase the size of your hole.....Excuse Me ?? Your vent hole

By appl.tech.29501, September 16, 2010
- 3 replies
- 4.6k views
- Robin the Hood
- September 18, 2010